Quote #13290
Happiness cannot be found–it must be created anew everyday.
Quote #1173
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #17410
One man’s word is no man’s word we should quietly hear both sides.
Quote #25728
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else...
Quote #5366
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
Quote #7733
To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
Quote #2343
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
Quote #13317
My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become...
Quote #2158
#3532. The law neither does nor requires idle acts.