Quote #7912
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
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Parents need to fill a child’s bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest...
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This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Quote #9423
She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how...
Quote #9675
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.