Quote #29989
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #21807
If there is any one proof of a man’s incompetence, it is the stagnant...
Quote #32881
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #25261
What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for each...
Quote #12609
Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have...
Quote #11211
A lie travels farther than the truth.
Quote #10877
Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but...
Quote #9412
Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #3702
Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life...