Quote #13207
Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
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This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
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If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth...
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There must be more to life than having everything.
Quote #29189
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...
Quote #7845
There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving,...
Quote #26418
There is time for work. And there is time for love. That leaves no...
Quote #4681
He who comes first, eats first.
Quote #17454
Things that are done, it is needless to speak about…things that are past, it...
Quote #15782
Promptitude is not only a duty, but is also a part of good manners;...