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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is...
Quote #7088
Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.
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Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still sitting on our...
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Three things in human life are important the first is to be kind the...
Quote #5279
For every prohibition you create you also create an underground.
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When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say,...
Quote #30910
Where there are no tigers, a wildcat is very self-important.
Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #29164
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.