Quote #19804
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
Quote #33972
If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first...
Quote #13845
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #9032
We are each responsible for our own life – no other person is or...
Quote #17460
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue…They are...
Quote #25923
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him ain’t listening.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #8757
We never regret having eaten too little.