Quote #17272
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Quote #33092
If you look at what you have in life, You’ll always have more. If...
Quote #28552
It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so...
Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #19404
Everything is changeable, everything appears and disappears there is no blissful peace until one...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #1781
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #31283
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #29445
Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.