Quote #20557
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
Quote #1918
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Quote #8854
…and that this country shall have a new birth of freedom, and that this...
Quote #14297
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Quote #15328
Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #28083
If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather...
Quote #25050
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #5000
I believe I shall,in some shape or other,always exist; and, with all the inconveniences...