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When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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God has placed in each soul an apostle to lead us upon the illumined...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is said that the camera cannot lie, but rarely do we allow it...
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Dare to be yourself.
Quote #34022
My masculinity isn’t hinged on whether or not I knit.
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I approach these questions unwillingly, as they are sore subjects, but no cure can...
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The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160...
Quote #30805
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.