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When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Only a weak mind seeks ultimate answers.
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The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...
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The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl...
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get...
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The sun illuminates only the eye of the man, but shines into the eyes...
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A good conscience is to the soul what health is to the body; it...
Quote #543
I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.
Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...