Quote #5469
Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
Quote #3572
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
Quote #23560
No one wants advice — only corroboration.
Quote #28647
Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticize, but...
Quote #9626
Boredom is a finicky creature, never around when you need it, and always popping...
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #20414
What a man thinks of himself that is what determines, or rather indicates his...
Quote #32624
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
Quote #10187
If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any...