Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #13578
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Quote #147
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Quote #12772
Gossip needs no carriage.
Quote #14754
It is easier to believe than to doubt.
Quote #8542
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss...
Quote #11389
Character is what God and the angels know of us; reputation is what men...
Quote #11753
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
Quote #13198
…people are by nature fickle, and it is easy to persuade them of something,...
Quote #2165
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed...