Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #5144
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it...
Quote #29061
Nobody, as long as he moves about among the currents of life, is without...
Quote #3918
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
Quote #25550
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #6191
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #29329
We’re all going to go crazy, living this epidemic every minute, while the rest...
Quote #22043
The mind is not sex-typed.
Quote #12184
I cannot believe that the purpose of life is (merely) to be happy. I...
Quote #28737
Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual...