Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
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May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
Quote #24045
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a...
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This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
Quote #18445
I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung...
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How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm I thank thee, night for...
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People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Quote #20921
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...