Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #1902
The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.
Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #1939
The long habit of living indisposeth us for dying.
Quote #8686
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Quote #27337
Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight...
Quote #31026
… I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag and to the Savior, for whose...
Quote #11679
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Quote #5663
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
Quote #6654
But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit;...