Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #21343
We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found,...
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #22163
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that...
Quote #20482
I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I...
Quote #26668
All legislation, all government, all society is founded upon the principle of mutual concession,...
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #4870
I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Quote #3670
My fellow astronauts…
Quote #32804
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.