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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
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Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...
Quote #28581
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year’s fashions.
Quote #12260
Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished...
Quote #29516
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Quote #17849
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #19425
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a...
Quote #26507
Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think...
Quote #2433
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.