Quote #2942
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Quote #6402
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up,...
Quote #6404
There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
Quote #3772
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
Quote #2205
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #897
Politics is no exact science.
Quote #29494
I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
Quote #34777
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...
Quote #5450
A good home must be made, not bought.
Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...