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Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is...
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The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is...
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I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is...
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When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Apothegms are portable wisdom, the quintessential extracts of thought and feelings.
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I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an...
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
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It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...