Quote #28148
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
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If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in...
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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #29607
I’d better get off the phone now, I’ve already told you more than I...
Quote #12758
God is always on the side of the big battalions.
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how...
Quote #25656
Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery.
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There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the...
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A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but...
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.