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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go,...
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to...
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America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a...
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Speak when you are angry–and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
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Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not...
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There is always someone worse off than yourself.
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The lessons taught in great books are misleading. The commerce in life is rarely...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...