Quote #32059
Never, Never, Never Say NEVER
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To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,...
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No problem is so formidable that you can’t walk away from it.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to...
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The real tradegy is the tragedy of the man who never in his life...
Quote #3998
We can always take but never give.
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #30946
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.