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A grownup is a child with layers on.
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If you sit down at set of sun And count the acts that you...
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Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for...
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During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we...
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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If all the world’s a stage, then where is the audience sitting
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
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Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.
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Reason is the substance of the universe. The design of the world is absolutely...
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If courage wasn’t a standard result of aging, it meant that the young could...