Quote #25966
It’s an insane tragedy that 700,000 people get a diploma each year and can’t...
Quote #436
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #24052
Enough shovels of earth ……………………..a mountain. Enough pails of water ………………………….a river.
Quote #30493
The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
Quote #31704
If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him...
Quote #10915
Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it….
Quote #11022
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.
Quote #26698
It’s off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
Quote #1155
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.