Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #7970
To be an adult is to be alone.
Quote #15754
Pride defeats its own end, by bringing the man who seeks esteem and reverence...
Quote #17489
By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart.
Quote #18717
There is no greater sorrow Than to be mindful of the happy time In...
Quote #6479
You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.
Quote #19138
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Quote #10666
Music, when soft voices die, Vibrates in the memory; Odors, when sweet violets sicken,...
Quote #13847
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
Quote #18018
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.