Quote #30888
People come to poverty in two ways accumulating debts and paying them off.
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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you...
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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
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The right of bearing arms for a lawful purpose is not a right granted...
Quote #2735
I epitomize America.
Quote #2348
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
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The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no...
Quote #10900
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Quote #4456
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.