Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #876
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Quote #12425
The art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting...
Quote #13336
No problem is too small or too trivial if we can really do something...
Quote #6803
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...
Quote #2616
I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser...
Quote #12668
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #13200
We do not deny the possibility of peaceful transition, but we are still...
Quote #2165
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed...