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It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
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The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as...
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And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and...
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By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing...
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Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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I am always afraid of your something shall be done.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Friendship without self-interest is one of the rare and beautiful things of life.
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It’s never too late to be who you might have been.