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A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with...
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A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
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Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Fortune helps the brave.
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how...
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.