Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #21481
Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
Quote #3040
Etymology, n.: Some early etymological scholars come up with derivations that were hard for...
Quote #12297
Do not fear mistakes, there are none.
Quote #27036
You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can...
Quote #3973
To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,...
Quote #34022
My masculinity isn’t hinged on whether or not I knit.
Quote #24879
Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
Quote #5225
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they...
Quote #21476
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years...