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We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that...
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Favorite animal: steak.
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We haven’t got the power to destroy the planet — or to save it....
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If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life...
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to...
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If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him...
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Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one