Quote #12021
You can choose your behavior, the world chooses your consequences.
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #32580
I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Quote #30845
He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles.
Quote #32375
Talent does what it can genius does what it must.
Quote #2265
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
Quote #186
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Quote #25923
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him ain’t listening.
Quote #31945
Handguns are a public-health problem.
Quote #1779
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.