Quote #11641
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #8392
This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and...
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #23462
Remember when life’s path is steep to keep your mind even.
Quote #31503
Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
Quote #34577
The only comfort comes in thinking about how nice it was to know them,...
Quote #30808
All sunshine makes a desert.
Quote #33266
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote #34367
Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles…respect for human life, the punishment...