Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #5143
Well may we say God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor-General.
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #10935
These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make...
Quote #34643
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #27229
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
Quote #32840
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
Quote #21619
The moment one gives close attention to any thing, even a blade of grass...
Quote #7756
I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field,...
Quote #8494
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that...