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When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest...
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For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
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If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...
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It will be hard to discover a better than that which...
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There are three things that are important in human life. The first is to...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #23900
Without courage you cannot practice any of the other virtues.
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The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you...
Quote #2971
Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.