Quote #175
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Quote #12118
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #33815
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is thank you,...
Quote #3274
I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
Quote #28869
I am inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot. Men are...
Quote #8466
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
Quote #28329
Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.
Quote #26004
Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the...
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...