Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #25903
Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
Quote #21529
Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest...
Quote #19878
I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know...
Quote #3722
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to...
Quote #29626
If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
Quote #1172
If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm…
Quote #31422
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would...
Quote #16821
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...
Quote #11995
Only if we understand, will we care. Only if we care, will we help....