Quote #6619
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
Quote #18225
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure men love in haste but they...
Quote #910
Anyone who has got a book collection and a garden wants for nothing.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #444
A man is so in the way in the house.
Quote #17181
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
Quote #16267
The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man, and...
Quote #29800
The successful people are the ones that can think up stuff for the rest...
Quote #796
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality...