Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #4518
Men willingly believe what they wish.
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A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he...
Quote #17272
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
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As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of...
Quote #23420
The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
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I have news for the forces of greed and the defenders of the status...
Quote #16453
Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #4491
For certain is death for the bornAnd certain is birth for the dead;Therefore over...