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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
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Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
Quote #12009
To any intelligent being, there is no emotion more important than hope. Individually or...
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We are at that very point in time when a 400-year-old age is dying...
Quote #3986
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #5169
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Quote #12149
Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original...