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Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm...
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the...
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Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think...
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Always set high value on spontaneous kindness. He whose inclination prompts him to cultivate...
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Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who...