Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #4124
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Quote #29066
We must learn not to disassociate the airy flower from the earthy root, for...
Quote #27849
I was resolved to sustain and preserve in my college the bite of the...
Quote #33111
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to chage the...
Quote #17670
The price works so well, so efficiently, that we are not aware of it...
Quote #17017
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #28398
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.