Quote #15528
The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
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He waited for the mask to drop off, but at the same time he...
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My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon...
Quote #5008
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #1792
A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.
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There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on...
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For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #2371
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.