Quote #1610
We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
Quote #17133
The surest way to be deceived is to think oneself cleverer than the others.
Quote #24361
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried, he shall...
Quote #2184
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #22582
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...
Quote #782
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
Quote #14783
Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
Quote #30797
The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of...
Quote #15596
If you give your son only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
Quote #29430
‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.