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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two...
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I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
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Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs...
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My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
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If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit...
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Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts–the book of their deeds, the book...
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Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...
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This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
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I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...