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I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one...
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Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
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Russians can give you arms but only the United States can give you a...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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One very important ingredient of success is a good, wide-awake, persistent, tireless enemy.
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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Of all the beautiful truths pertaining to the soul None is more gladdening or...
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The sad news is, nobody owes you a career. Your career is literally your...
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Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the...
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Imagine there?s no countries, it isn?t hard to do; nothing to kill or die...