Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
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Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably...
Quote #28157
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #27615
I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your president by...
Quote #25959
A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #18220
For what were all these country patriots born To hunt, and vote, and raise...
Quote #29057
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
Quote #17684
I kep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew) Their names are...
Quote #14358
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.