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To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to...
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote #16492
Will We’re going to steal a ship That ship Jack Commandeer. We’re going to...
Quote #29311
If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely...
Quote #3172
Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in...
Quote #2083
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
Quote #15993
Vanity makes us do more things against inclination than reason.
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
Quote #2142
Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
Quote #31712
Memory is a man’s real possession…In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else...