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He who walks in another’s tracks leaves no footprints.
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I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
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New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because...
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
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I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
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I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...