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We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness....
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Nobody has a perfect life. What you see on the screen is the best...
Quote #6728
The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not...
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For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is...
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You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
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Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.